Quotes:I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.
I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.
The penguins are psychotic!
What I'm trying to say is that I'm all wrong for you. You want a Valentino, somebody with polo ponies, a big shot!
Do you really want to go and live in that hotel for the winter?
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the
Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. And I'm gonna be here for as long as I want to be.
I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
You have killer legs... I'd like to photograph them.
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
Now *that* is a good shot, Crassus!
I killed the American, I was the only one who shot at you. They did nothing... nothing
Besides being an accessory to a robbery and being shot at? [when asked what the matter was]
I shot four varmints already this morning [well done John!]
Men like him should be shot down like dogs! [on Doc Flagg]
All we know was that Aunt Jewel was shot, period.
Our team is red hot, your team ain't doodly squat!
What is it about this girl man, you know you have no shot at getting her into bed so why do you even bother wasting time with her
No-one looks good in a close up photo: it's a rule of life!
Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots.
You ought to be shot right where you're standing!
All we know was that Aunt Jewel was shot, period.
Let's not rush into marriage - we can't even get into the hotel.
Two or three days later she is taken and shot...
This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world
I'm staying here [at the hotel] for the annual Postmasters convention, would you believe!
A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.
That same principle applies to rockets. It is the same shotgun kick of the explosives that throws the rocket forward
Don't you know you can't swim after a meal, because you die. The change from hot to cold stops your digestion! [yeah yeah]
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