Quotes:I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
Politicians like to panic, they need activity. It is their substitute for achievement.
It was amazing [the lesbian kiss that got the world talking]
That is one of my more brilliant ideas, and between you and me, that is saying something.
We are the guardians of the sacred words: Ni, Peng and Nee-wom
Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next thirty minutes.
If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Do you understand what that means, it's like someone put a giant ATM on our front lawn
I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant
Well Tom, that's bad types. Politicians, bankers, cattle-kings... Scum...
Griffin was a mortician in civilian life, and he seemed to be spending most of his military life producing work for his army counterparts
The medical profession would love to claim my achievement as part of their own and call it a giant stride forward of medicine
He was permitted, without restriction, to speak of himself as immoral, agnostic and socialistic, so long as it was universally known that he remained pure, Presbyterian, and Republican
I love the band... pledge allegiance to the band!
Why have a piano if no one plays it?
In the Cold War, everyone wanted to learn Russian.
Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love.
A bunch of Indians stole my horses once. I went along and stole them back. And while they was chasing me, I came off my horse and got run over.
Who are you then? Lemme guess, you're not funny so you must be the flamin' comedian then!
The only good Indian is a dead Indian. Clear enough?
The face of Buddha and the heart of a scorpian [describing some unfortunate!]
The gun's Chinese Ruffo, paid for by Russian rubles.
I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Among giants have you ever thought if anyone can be a giant?
It's against the law for an Indian to drink.
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