Quotes:That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous
Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
NO! Poor people are crazy,
Jack. I'm eccentric.
"Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."
Climb up the beanstalk
Jack you never know what you might find at the top!
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
Your whole family hates me...
Jack hates me, Val hates me, Joey hates me.
What's your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking
Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise
You're positively stunning. So what if you left your dinner jacket at home?
If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
[not a very nice thing to say there jack!]
You're using
Jack to help you rob the bank. [as opposed to using rob to help you jack the bank]
How many times have you lost everything
Jack?
Just when normality had started to return to the world they delivered the news... that
Jack's back [and they're not talking about 24!]
Never was there a place so bleak or one with so little hope than the place that they called jackson county jail
I will find out who hijacked the gold from my dad's ship if it's the last thing that I ever do
The whole lot of us, leopards, lions, jackals and sheep, will continue to think ourselves the salt of the earth [that's nice]
Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe
Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you
Whatever female-based, emotion-driven dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But right now, we need to break this down into male-based, fact-driven logic [harsh but fair jackson]
Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those!
We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet
Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about!
Any time it rains, or when there's thunder and lightning, or when it snows, I have to jack off.
We find the winner and make sure we are their best friend when they cash the cheque. [a solid move
Jackie]
I think she went to a bridge fully dressed and stood there breathing the warm night air. And she took off her jacket and folded it neatly on the ground.
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