Quotes:Your whole family hates me... Jack hates me, Val hates me,
Joey hates me.
If you think they call me crazy joe for nothing or as an exaggeration, then you got it wrong, kid
Well the verdict of this here tribunal is that
Joe Briggs is fined five dollars for disturbing the peace.
I thought those I killed deserved to die. Now I believe everbody has the right to live. [too late now
Joe!]
What is the approximate dry weight of the average Madagascan fruit tree bat?
[thought it was just me that wondered that joe]
They will have a legal judge and a legal defense. They will get a legal sentence and a legal death. [very nice of you
Joe - all heart]
No tinhorn joint like this could ever hold me. [why are you too big to fit in it then joe?]
It was late November, I think, and I was thinking about the whole Christmas thing: the birth of Christ, the Wizard of Oz, family murders, and quite frankly, I was depressed.
[I feel your pain
Joe]
What can I say, I'm just your regular
Joe with a regular
Joe name, a regular
Joe job... and that's all there is to say!
She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot [that's not very polite, joe]
You want me to tell
Joe Danby that he's under arrest for murder? What're you going to do after he kills me?
First I fly the seat off my pants, and then they repossess the pants [life's a bitch right joe!]
Do any of you know what it's like to be
Joe Shannon? I mean really know?
Why the hell do I always have to do this? [maybe it's cause lifes a bitch joey?]
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