Quotes:David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers,
John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Heeeeere's
Johnny
My name is
John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki.
If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to
Johnny Crunch.
My name is Brother
John I shot four varmints already this morning [well done
John!]
I felt that I was the lobster... [well that doesn't sound too comfortable for ya,
John!]
John, have you got a towel? [why do you ask, Rae...]
John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute
I've travelled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird [makes your life seem kind of pointless,
John!]
If you hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fu*k! [language please
Johner]
Honestly,
Johnny, you're only good for two things: making music and making love.
Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine? [err that'd be all of us,
Johnny noy!]
If we did get married, how would we manage? I have nothing. How would we live?
[love conquers all
John, where's your sense of romance boy!]
Oh
John, when shall it be that we are together forever without any of these tiresome distractions around us?
Excuse me,
Johnny, I've got to hang up. We're expecting a call from you any minute
[loving the humour there Tim!]
Sometimes when I close my eyes and think really hard... I imagine that I'm somewhere else! [well done
Johnny special talent you have there]
Go johnny go, go johnny go, go go [amazing lyrics]
How do you know you're not just as filthy and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you have lulled us with your filthy eastern ways? [now that is a deeply philosophical question there
John]
And because you're such a good kid, here's another nothing, for nothing. [thanks for such a descriptive line Yogi do you know
John Prescott?]
Got all the faith in the world in
Johnny. Whatever he does is all right with me. If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while
I want you to take your socks, your cigar stubs, your long johns, and your nickel-plated sheriff's badge, and amble back down the hall to your own room.
[if only so many instructions were so clear, jessie]
Discover
John the angry youth, the musician, the radical, the husband, the father, the lover, the idealist through his own words and personal collection of film and music [this was the introduction to the piece]
My name is
John Paul Jones and you should be very afraid of me!
They said that if a held the conch shell up to my ear I would be able to hear the sea, and ever since that's what I have been - johnny concho!
Johnny -
Johnny be cool [laughs - man I never get tired of that joke even if
Johnny has heard it a thousand times before]
Out of all the women in the world, I had to go and marry an equal time orgasm fanatic. [thems the breaks john]
What's wrong with the name
Johnson? Everyone needs to have a
Johnson in their lives!
When I got Billy
John I knew that the reward was great, the bounty on his head was something else!
Be realistic will you
John, sometimes you just don't get a second chance
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