Quotes:Heeeeere's
JohnnyIf there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to
Johnny Crunch.
Honestly,
Johnny, you're only good for two things: making music and making love.
Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine? [err that'd be all of us,
Johnny noy!]
Excuse me,
Johnny, I've got to hang up. We're expecting a call from you any minute
[loving the humour there Tim!]
Sometimes when I close my eyes and think really hard... I imagine that I'm somewhere else! [well done
Johnny special talent you have there]
Go johnny go, go johnny go, go go [amazing lyrics]
Got all the faith in the world in
Johnny. Whatever he does is all right with me. If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while
They said that if a held the conch shell up to my ear I would be able to hear the sea, and ever since that's what I have been - johnny concho!
Johnny -
Johnny be cool [laughs - man I never get tired of that joke even if
Johnny has heard it a thousand times before]
Hey, there comes
Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-balled man and he's off to the rodeo.
But you're rich in character and you have great boobs [wow what a smooth and original chat up line there johnny boy!]
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