Quotes:Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.
This is no time for a practical joke, please!
Bodily harm is not something that is pleasant, do not joke about it.
I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
How do you like your ribs? [oh that joke works on so many levels]
What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice. [loving the joke there Darryl, but don't give up the day job!]
Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.
[wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
Don't look now but your family is dead... just kidding [some things you don't joke about max jenke]
Johnny - Johnny be cool [laughs - man I never get tired of that joke even if Johnny has heard it a thousand times before]
If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us [is that one of the least funny jokes in the history of time?]
One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly.
[sounds like the start of a joke or a rather large delusion!]
In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me.
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line [that's the point of police academy though moses]
That's it baby, come to Washington with me, hehe, god I never tire of that joke about my name
Why gamble with money when you can gamble with people's lives? That was a joke. All right, I'll tell you.
It turned into a joke by other people who don't want to know Hitler's view of the world
I have got to give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.
Records are a joke. There's only one way to learn: in bed with an English girl
You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes
You are walking on thin ice now, so be careful... is that really an old skating joke?
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