Quotes:You are the weakest link, goodbye!
What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?
[shakes his tail at Maurice]
Here, give me a nibble.
*Gasp* You made me bleed my own... no one makes me bleed my own blood!!!
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
No one makes me bleed my own blood!
You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.
Because your parents don't put poisonous snakes in your bed while you're sleeping
"At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts."
This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.
I'll wait for you, however long it takes. I'll wait for you forever.
You didn't hit the brakes!
You didn't tell me to!
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship
You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you've read it in the original Klingon.
He takes a plane, he goes over the reservoir, fills it with water, dumps it, puts the fire out.
When the black arrow strikes, you will remember the occasion for a long time!
I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches
He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes
My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole... He likes his women bad!
My impotence, my darling, makes a pair with your virginity.
This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world
A lot more Mikes will die [thems the breaks if you are called Mike, right?]
Love is the blackest of all plagues: if one could die of it, there would be some pleasure in love, but you don't die of it. [profound!]
I've travelled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird [makes your life seem kind of pointless, John!]
When a posse makes a mistake, it's a mighty hard thing to unmake.
We're the children of humanity. That makes them our parents in a sense.
Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.
Money makes the world go around, but it is not everything, even when confronted with a billion dollar threat
I have lost my horse, and I am determined that whatever it takes I will get him back
Coincidence. Anyway, lightning never strikes twice.
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