Quotes:I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.
What would you say to another glass of whiskey?
If the cab is in the living room and the keys are in it, then what are we gonna do?
Every monkey for 200 miles thinks he's Elvis Presley.
I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
I know that he is just a lackey but all the same I am starting to fall for him...
One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb.
For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and not backwards.
Last week there were so many turkeys you could spit and be able to feed fifty.
If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
[not a very nice thing to say there jack!]
Would you like tea or whiskey?
One man holds the key to the hottest secret in our history [this is the tagline to the film, really makes you want to watch it right?!]
I love playing hockey, it is what I live for!
I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!
Always remember the fact that the key to life is to remember to smell the roses
Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal
One day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas
You promised you'd sit through a hockey game, and I promised I'd sit through the Wagner opera next week
To me it looks like two monkeys trying to hump a football. [good imagination Herb]
The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn.
America. You know, land of the free, home of the brave. You know, Mickey Mouse
There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan
Monkeys? I'm sure someone will want to buy a monkey!
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind
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