Quotes:Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to them!
I can't spend my time kissing all the girls.
When I kiss them, they stay kissed for a long time [is that a good thing because it is so memorable or a bad thing because your kissing technique is so bad, Lil?]
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