Quotes:Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.
If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid
Even the best laid plans can go wrong sometimes, surely by now you might have been able to realise the truth of that?
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to them!
Having so much experience and time at the company and then being laid off, it kinda kills you inside, ya know
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