Quotes:Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
Ali has trouble meeting new people. You see, the last guy I went out with, well, he wasn't all good news.
Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
But we aren't making all this sacrifice of human effort and human lives to return to the kind of a world we had after the last world war
Any last words before I blow your brains out you miserable prick?
I was in a tanker in the last war. I got torpedoed so much, I got water on the knee.
Applause may be good for the moment, but love is everlasting.
Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
Come on boys, the judge only gave us five minutes to come up with a last name.
Have you no decency, sir? At long last, have you no sense of decency?
I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love
We never argue anymore. And when we do, it never lasts more than a week or two. [ho ho good one Marilla]
If you want a last look at home, you'd better take it now.
The negligee you gave me got all tore up night before last.
[sounds like a trauma there Loretta!]
Don't worry! No stupid bear's going to get anywhere near this fish! [ha, famous last words!]
The next item on the agenda is the calendar.
Last year we had views of local bridges, so this year I thought we could go for the twelve most beautiful views of the churches of Wharfedale
You didn't seem to mind last night. In fact, you were begging for more.
The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.
That is the last time you ever hit me! Next time, one of us is going to the bone yard.
Last week there were so many turkeys you could spit and be able to feed fifty.
Don't ever eat nothing that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned [mothers' law]
Your last words to me last night, your first words this morning. Ever thought about expanding your vocabulary?
Is it possible, conceptually, for time to last a day longer than eternity, if eternity is all time?
The last time I blinked I lost you.
[hmm, maybe you had better stop blinking then stephen!]
Changing faces through plastic surgery, but the person behind the face remains the same. Or do they?
The thing you wanna avoid is outlasting everybody. Can you remember that? [why?]
Hey, man, you know, me and Sofi did a lot of making up last night [sounds dodgy angel]
You've got until tomorrow morning to call us. It's the last time we're gonna ask Billy.
After fifteen years in prison I am going home at last! The law has forgiven me so why can't my song?
If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska!
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