Quotes:Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
I have been a law abiding citizen my whole life, and one day with you, I mean... shoot.
For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.
Do you understand what that means, it's like someone put a giant ATM on our front lawn
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken.
What am I gonna do with my life working for a law firm?
We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.
Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.
The world must construe according to its wits; this court must construe according to the law.
Designer drugs, boy! Wave of the future! And as legal as whores and lawyers in this state!
This film is only for Madagascar and Iran, neither of which follow American copyright law.
There should be a law against women drinking!
There's a difference between having morals and being a lawyer!
First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.
You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?
I ask you, what has the law ever done for this place?
I'm just there minding my own business and suddenly some crackpot bored lawyers come along...
I want the best goddamn lawyer that money can buy!
The odds of a plaintiff's lawyer winning in civil court are two to one against.
It's against the law for an Indian to drink.
Don't ever eat nothing that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned [mothers' law]
You break all the laws of physics and you seriously think there wouldn't be a price?
You broke into my house with the intent to do me bodily harm. The law says I have the right to protect myself.
After fifteen years in prison I am going home at last! The law has forgiven me so why can't my song?
I makes my own laws and I settles disputes with my gun that is how I always done it and I ain't changing for nothing or no-one
One foot on the stage... And one step ahead of the law! [with a name like that and a tagline like that this was sure to flop]
Never forget kid that I am the law
Cops don't knock, they break in. [well they shouldn't do that anymore else they might be breaking the law themselves chief!]
Not to eat meat, that is the law. Are we not men?
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