Quotes:Our enemy is ready, his full strength gathered. Not only orcs, but men as well: legions of Haradrim from the south, mercenaries from the coast. All will answer Mordor's call.
I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Surely at the gates of heaven an all-compassionate God is not going to say, "Well, you're walking in on two legs, you can go in. You're walking in four legs, we can't take you."
You have killer legs... I'd like to photograph them.
You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
I love college. I love everything about it. The people, the freedom. This room. This chair. Look at this chair!
I have to go to college.
Why?
Because it's what you do after high school.
How come all of you college boys wear those faggo*y-ass white shoes?
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
Sometimes reality is too complex for oral communication. But legend embodies it in a form which enables it to spread all over the world
Four legs good, two legs bad
I love the band... pledge allegiance to the band!
This is said to us, even as this counterfeit president has legalised the Confederate Flag in Mississippi.
Designer drugs, boy! Wave of the future! And as legal as whores and lawyers in this state!
We rednecks are few - college paleface students are many.
Daniel, what you just did is actually illegal in several countries.
He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis - that's what he liked.
Go to college, work hard, get a job... are all parents programmed the same way?
There are many strange legends in the Amazon; there is the fish that eats rocks for instance!
Daddy long legs, where are you, come out come out wherever you are!
All the American citizens I know are illegal
He was always ready to go off at the drop of a legend. [haha guess you had to be there to get that line!]
Which hand do you pledge allegiance with?
I remember once hearing one of them injun legends about how their ancestors lit bonfires in the sky when the chief's son was dying.
All I knew was, that as long as my legs would run, and I could stand up I was gonna move toward that camp [a noble sentiment indeed, beck!]
There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth. [too true people want to move too quickly these days]
There's a goat over there: Go improve your love life. [err, that's just not legal joseph!]
Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed! [that is advice that many young women could take babrucz]
The can can was banned? Why did they ban the can can, so the woman lift their legs and you can see their skirts... that was once considered something to be censored?!
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