Quotes:I'm off to a BP garage for a mushroom slice.
I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.
To know them means to eliminate them. Consequently, the military aspect is secondary to the police method.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
Carol, Ted and Alice... you guys are ok sometimes, ya know!
It seems terrible that something bad can happen and all anybody can do is stand by and watch. [that's real life alice]
I thought you should know that that ship, the police ship, was alone.
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.
I'm going to walk to the nearest police station, and I'm going to turn myself in. [well done walter - it's the right thing old chap]
The skill of police artists is to make the living appear dead.
Let's meet a couple of police officers. They are all good guys.
Being part of an interstellar police force sounded much more interesting before I actually became one!
Listen, sugar, the only way that you can keep me warm is to wrap me up in a marriage license.
Malizia. Malice, it is one little word but it is far from innocent.
You have no brake lights. Your license is expired. You may be able to get to the moon, but mister you're a menace on the highway
We'll be back tomorrow night. Oh. If anything happens, call the police and hide in your closet.
When the robbery failed, the next aim was to avoid the vicious police.
There is nothing like being a policeman, having the respect of the whole community and doing good
When they do what they do, then they should expect to be reported to the police!
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line [that's the point of police academy though moses]
We spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors
If you are going to take them out, then you had better make sure that they are not undercover police first, because they don't like it when their very own are taken out by their very own
Doctors have gone mad before. Judges have gone mad. So have policemen [a profound insight there from the judge]
The reason they were talking to the police at all was that there had been a three-day running knife fight in their apartment.
The people you have to deal with are lice. They never keep their word to anyone about anything: they won't to you
I'm a policeman, sir. I don't have feelings. [really, why not?]
That wasn't a marriage, that was a license to shop.
He had a lot of family problems, he started to drink a little too much, police work
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