Quotes:If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.
My name is Abe Lincoln, and I would very much appreciate it if you would do me the common courtesy of listening to my message.
Sitting there year after year listening to miserable people like me tell you how the world does destroy them. Have you ever once felt anything like the pain they feel?
You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your conversation is first rate.
Don't you stay up listening to that music. You just shut your eyes and go right to sleep
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