Quotes:Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
I remember once going on a school trip to the top of the Empire State Building. When I looked down at the crowds of people on the street they looked like ants
When I looked at you, exotic words drifted across the mirror of my mind like clouds across the summer sky
They were just a bunch of bananas that looked like fingers. [on his fingers]
Did you not notice how superb were the haunches of the Grecian woman and how the lips of the Egyptian parted when she looked at any man?
You know, I've been thinking about what attracted me to Chris. It wasn't the way he looked. Well, that's not true, at first it was the way he looked
I woke up in the morning, went to take a piss, looked down, and all I saw was teeth marks.
[thanks for sharing that Billy, but no one cares]
From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs
Then one day I looked in the mirror and realised what all those delicious treats had done to me!
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