Quotes:I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys.
I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant
Whoa, what happened?
Malena fell down the cellar stairs! [sounds painful]
Every female character you create has breasts too large.
When anyone is dishonoured, whether male or female, there is the potential of revenge
Chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions - kings of the desert
The female, the fairer sex, and the more beautiful and delicate sex. Or so you thought...
No thankyou, but I am able to do that sort of thing myself even though I'm female!
Men are just a bunch of titless females, if you ask me.
[no we're not asking you general, and incidentally you are confining yourself to that definition too]
Sometimes people think that my name is Gabrielle as a girl instead of Gabriel as in the angel, who they still think is female - my parents were really inconsiderate!
I mean, how old do you have to be to get a drink here?
[old enough Santiago, unless your female and suitably dressed to impress the bouncers: rule of life #1]
Lucius, order every first born male child put to the sword [this is the order of King Herod]
You're one of those self-indulgent males who thinks about nothing but his clothes, his car, himself
The internet is a goldmine, compared with the female body, there is no end to how much money you can make!
Are you partial to females made of stone? [an unusual line, for sure]
Male company will be a pleasant relief in this hothouse of female emotions.
Whatever female-based, emotion-driven dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But right now, we need to break this down into male-based, fact-driven logic [harsh but fair jackson]
I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman. [ah, that must be male chivalry then]
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