Quotes:I swear, you let me down and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back.
Saddle tramps. They sign on, drive the beef a thousand miles, make your mark, draw your pay and move on to the next ranch.
I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
This day will go down in history as a black mark against mankind.
I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.
Even if we did manage to open all those steel mills and dog biscuit factories, we wouldn't get them to sign on [sounds familiar, mark varda]
If you used that needle to sew, you'd be a much happier woman. [good line mark, but you do have the surname cardigan]
Life, they say, is all about making your mark - well how about this for an impact!
In my line of work you have to learn how to lie with remarkable precision [and now you have said that everyone will always wonder if you are lying, silly!]
The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You don't need to waste a lot of time there, either
You're not middle aged, Mr. Benson. In fact I think you're remarkably well preserved
There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? [a fair question to ask there,
Mark]
Wherever you go, be sure to try to leave an impression and make your mark on others.
I think sex is like supermarkets... Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.
I woke up in the morning, went to take a piss, looked down, and all I saw was teeth marks.
[thanks for sharing that Billy, but no one cares]
With your kind attention, and permission, I have the honour of presenting to you one of the most remarkable men in the world
There are times when you think that you can't go on travelling, but then you start to see such remarkable sights, it is all worth it.
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