Quotes:I'm getting married in September. She would like to see me lose a few pounds. I told her it wouldn't work.
Why do you think people want to get married?
When you get old - you just have to!
I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant
Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
If you don't get married I'm going to fire the both of you
I'm in love with the man I married. And he's not even my husband [good lord what a scandal]
If we did get married, how would we manage? I have nothing. How would we live?
[love conquers all John, where's your sense of romance boy!]
You're so funny, honey - actually I'll just admit to them that I'm married to a moron! [perhaps a little too honest at the marriage counselling there caroline]
There isn't a job that is too tough for me, except, the one time I was married to a real stubborn woman. [haha loving your work Takuya]
Amy's getting married in a few weeks and she thinks some maniac is following her around.
[sounds like a solid reason to get married then]
I am married to an older woman but there is nothing wrong with that!
Girls don't have to simper around in white just because they're not married.
When I married scarface I must admit I did think it would be quite a distinctive name to take!
I still love Elena, but she has more than moved on with her life, even being married
Were you in love with Papa when you married him?
When you are married to something like her then all sorts of things that are a little whack are likely to happen!
At least you're tall enough to carry it.
Married life's making me feel like an avocado with feet.
I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?
[faked it, sorry]
One really doesn't know whether to get married or not - is this the right person to commit one's life too?
Marriages are very healthy, sir. You see, married men live much longer than bachelors. [has this been proven statistically?]
Being married to just one of four brothers at times does not leave you feeling too special
When I got married I knew that this was the high-end side of life
Being married to Sandra used to be so great for those four years, but something just happened to switch that off...
You know what the twenties are for? Having sex with all the wrong people. Not to get married.
I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.
My girlfriend went out one night and came back married [and not to you either was it McCann!]
Gettig married at such a young age is hard especially when you work together too!
I thought we agreed before we were married that we weren't going to have any children.
So we're not actually married, as in legally married? That's a bit of a shock isn't it!
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