Quotes:I say, marriage with
Max is not exactly a bed of roses, is it?
This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?
And that sadness will stay with you for the rest of your life. [that's a nice cheerful summary there
Max!]
I work on this baby the same way, trying to get maximum performance.
You mean you have another brother who looks just like you and Siegfried? [a scary thought that isn't it max]
Hey,
Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman? [or talking dog you always forget that option goofy]
Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.
[wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
Soon you'll be able to have group sex on a silicon chip no bigger than my fingernail [whatever, max]
There's a time to shirk, and a time to work. [great maxim there Bobby old boy]
Don't look now but your family is dead... just kidding [some things you don't joke about max jenke]
Marriage, it's the quintessential deal [what on earth does that long word mean max stop trying to confuse us!]
The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me,
Max, is if we're run down by the same car
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