Quotes:Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord
Any normal person can get normal measles, but you got to pick a fight with a Nazi to get German measles [hmm someone needs a biology lesson quick or a humour lesson!]
Love is like the measles. You only get it once, and the older you are, the harder you take it.
If I were a girl, I would let the measles in my apartment before I let him in.
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