Quotes:No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"
When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.
Oh, (you're) German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.
Women are never happy unless they've got something to be unhappy about.
I never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and there's some of them that give themselves credit for more than they've got.
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
Susan had met the enemy. And she was a slut.
This republic of ours is something like a rich widow. Most Romans love her as their mother but Crassus dreams of marrying the old girl to put it politely.
That is one of my more brilliant ideas, and between you and me, that is saying something.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In LA, nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.
I warned them all from the beginning. I always said something along the lines of… I must advise you, I am stamped with an invisible warning: "will not commit", "will never marry".
Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said...
I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
I guess, something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.
Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die
I guess sometimes there just isn't enough rocks...
"I don't wanna be Mr. Pink, can't I be Mr. Purple or somethin'? Mr. Pink...sounds more like Mr. Pussy to me."
WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Old paint on canvas – as it ages – sometimes becomes transparent.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically
Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?
If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.
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