Quotes:I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.
Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning
Good morning, angels.
Good morning, Charlie!
If there is one thing I always appreciate, it is eating breakfast out in the morning.
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above!
I shot four varmints already this morning [well done John!]
The President of the United States talked to my boss at three this morning, he wants answers.
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise
You'll be bloody imminent if you don't start getting up in the morning.
The trouble being a hero is the morning after.
A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning, and you are already in trouble. [cynical but realistic these days, Easy]
Your last words to me last night, your first words this morning. Ever thought about expanding your vocabulary?
Love is the morning and the evening star. [but the morning star is the evening star!]
Now is it true that the evening star is the same as the morning star or does one of those statements convey something that the other does not?
There is nothing like a little bit of fresh bait out there in the morning
You've got until tomorrow morning to call us. It's the last time we're gonna ask Billy.
Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.
[wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
This morning I had four men fighting over me. Now I've got nothing. [such is life susan]
Inspector, I think someone has been watching way too many Saturday morning cartoons. [can a cartoon character watch cartoons?]
What does taking your garbage out the morning of have to do with anything? [and what does that line turning up in a film have to do with anything]
By the time they wake up in the morning, I will be long gone
Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning
This morning, I think I caused Darcy's coffee cup to slide across the table and crash
Funny how it is, that the morning after things always look so very different to how they did the night before.
Youth has its hour of glory... but too often it's only a morning glory, the flower that fades before the sun is very high
Being trapped... it is not the sort of feeling that you dream of when you wake up in the morning
If someone would bring me my coffee every morning before I dressed, I would be very happy.
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