Quotes:This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny... she loved to bite. My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive,
Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname
I don't want to kill you,
Nick, I just want you to suffer.
A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
One good hand job deserves another. [hilarious line there
Nick]
You can throw a stick up in the air and it'll land on a taxi or an ambulance. [bored when you noticed that,
Nick?]
They don't take nickle bets down here fellows.
When you give up your dream, you die. [err not quite nick that is a load of rubbish]
How do you know you're not just as filthy and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you have lulled us with your filthy eastern ways? [now that is a deeply philosophical question there John]
I want you to take your socks, your cigar stubs, your long johns, and your nickel-plated sheriff's badge, and amble back down the hall to your own room.
[if only so many instructions were so clear, jessie]
We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and sixty four feet from the house [that's cos you got got shrunken real good nick]
A girl is what you should get first [then what should you get second nick, and what if you are a girl, first?!]
A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street [jealousy there frank?]
Until we wipe out the slums and rebuild them, knock on any door and you may find
Nick Romano.
You mean the first time he got inside your knickers [on when they fell in loe]
Here I am, sitting in the centre of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it!
In the end there were no simple answers... only silence [isn't that ending nicked from somewhere else?]
There's an old Italian saying: don't burn your tongue on another man's soup. [but what does it mean,
Nick?]
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