Quotes:Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Attica! [this famous quote is from Dog Day Afternoon rather than Attica]
Don't you want to make me pancakes?
Noone ever made me pancakes. [oh dear cyrus how deprived you were!]
The American is a dead man, First Secretary. [the question on everyones and noones lips - is firefox the web browser named after firefox the film?]
I know that one of you is a werewolf. I saw you in the garden this afternoon. [well stop sweating it aunt kate only a werewolf could be worse these days]
I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow. [Brendon, not Bush, that is]
The Europeans like pictures that drone on, and I'm good at making pictures that drone on.
[they don't woody, just noone ever told you!]
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