Quotes:I'm off to a BP garage for a mushroom slice.
I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off.
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Ahhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
[After falling off horse] That was deliberate, it was deliberate.
Just a mouthful, a bit off the flank.
I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
No, he still has time to get outta there, he just needs someone to wave him off.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
Alright... That's confiscated. All of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
No, sir, I'm afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.
It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants
Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
Step
Off!!
(To pat mustard) If your going to be...,of course you you .... Just feck off!!
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.
Now and then, for no good reason, life will haul off and knock a man flat.
I am having a bad day! The worst damn day of my whole damn life! If it is not too much to ask will you all just back the fuck off!
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
If that is a mask please take it off now, or keep it on forever.
Time never dies. The circle is never round. [interesting philosophy on offer here]
Black gold, or as it is known to the consumer, coffee
It used to be a hell of a lot easier to fuc*ing rip somebody off! [mind your language please Jimmy!]
Gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head. I can always crawl around without it.
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