Quotes:No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
Life often turns upon such small things as a flickering oil lamp.
Things always get interesting around boiling point!
Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof.
I mean would you look at that toilet? It's the most disgusting toilet I ever saw!
Remember I won a years supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem! [congratulations Sandra!]
When an apple's rotten, there's nothing you can do except throw it away or it will spoil the whole barrel.
This war was not started for your private gratification, and you can be damned sure it's not being run for your personal convenience! [always such a spoilsport, was Major]
Have you ever been witness to a crime? Then you have a hard question to answer: get embroiled in a potentially messy criminal act, or walk away, keep the knowledge to yourself and live a peaceful life - if you can live with yourself for walking away
Mmm there is nothing quite like a hard boiled egg to set your juices flowing, if that's your sort of thing anyway!
Are you going to stand there all day and oil your cuff-links on the top of your greasy head?
He wants to go back to die on his own native soil [describing what he calls the salmon up the river shit]
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. [Barry White saved your life]
An oil production platform isn't a building or an aeroplane. It's miles out to sea and you can't approach it without being seen or heard unless you come from below.
You know Frisco, when we used to flush the toilet upstairs, we always wondered where it came to
Soil, the earth, the very humble material that is the dust of our ancestors and a time gone by.
Hubble and bubble, what on earth will happen when the cauldron boil?
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