Quotes:I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
"Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."
I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.
They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster.
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
A case with Four Stones in it! Not one or two or three, but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Oh, well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's the straight ones you've got to worry about.
Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
Mutants are not the ones mankind should fear.
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.
The best way to break old habits is to make new ones.
I accuse you of being from another planet, but an honest planet!
I been mad all my natural life [at least that's honest, Noah]
I'm not reckless, I'm skillful, honestly!
An honest virgin: What a terrible combination!
You're making me ashamed of you. Nobody believes you're sincere and honest about what you say.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
What earthly good is it for me to teach that honesty is the best policy when all around they see that dishonesty is a better policy?
Yes everybody, I am Tom Jones, you may touch me!
I never felt the titties of a millionaire before. [honestly fred, you haven't lived]
Honestly, Johnny, you're only good for two things: making music and making love.
You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it! [honestly bit crude isn't it akmed]
You young ones have not heard enough bullets to know the song of them!
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones.
Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time. [well honest at least gloria]
What do you want to see on your honeymoon? Lots of lovely ceilings! [well dirty but at least that's honest, Monica!]
Choose Another Topic
| |
