Quotes:We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
Ahhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.
The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.
The time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
How does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins...
I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favourite, Chinese.
Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
Somebody wants to told me that the great kings of the past are watching over us.
WHAT? You went over my helmet?
I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.
You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
When all this is over, you'll go back home driving Carla and your baby insane in your beige Volvo.
Verbal ability is a highly over-rated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Catherine, an artist may paint a thousand canvasses before achieving a work of art, would you deny a lover the same practice?
Sometimes reality is too complex for oral communication. But legend embodies it in a form which enables it to spread all over the world
He takes a plane, he goes over the reservoir, fills it with water, dumps it, puts the fire out.
Being pardoned... this is a very poignant moment given what I have just discovered.
I heard two noises coming from two sperate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
Blue skies over the white cliffs of Dover, so they say!
Bouncing is like crashing except you get to do it over and over again.
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