Quotes:Don't panic!
I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
Politicians like to panic, they need activity. It is their substitute for achievement.
They're just a bunch of pansies.
[pause]
Let's go meet the pansies!
You soaked his underpants in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
"Ahhh Underpannthhs!!" :D
"I haven't been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company!"
What are you going to do, spank me?
Everything we need is in my pants
I am your spaniel. And Demetrius, the more you beat me, I will fawn on you. Use me - but as your spaniel. Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, but give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you.
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
The Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own
Is it right to steal from insurance companies?
If there are no real reasons for two people to be together, then you are into unreal reasons, fantastic reasons, like happiness, good company and comfort and understanding and emotional support!
And then I realised - why don't I just start my own company instead?
I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?
Wear make-up, put on a dress.
Panties are optional [on dinner]
Don't you want to make me pancakes? Noone ever made me pancakes. [oh dear cyrus how deprived you were!]
Your last words to me last night, your first words this morning. Ever thought about expanding your vocabulary?
If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants. [interesting thought there castor]
Sometimes even the untouchables get their comeuppance. And when they do, it is a real fall from grace
She's cute, cuter than lace pants. [are lace pants cute then moose?]
Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked
They're half tobacco, half stinkweed. [on Japanese cigarettes]
You did have Whiffen cook you six pancakes and you spent an hour trying to play them on the Victrola.
[and fair enough too we say!]
Hunger strikes in all sorts of shapes and forms, from nothing the pangs of hungers come down
According to the War Department, I am my wife.
[one way to get company I suppose henri]
The United States is the last country in the world that Japan should fight.
Liar, liar, pants on fire... OK so it's not original but it is funny!
With his faithful Indian companion, Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains led the fight for law and order in the early West
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