Quotes:I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
You soaked his underpants in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
Everything we need is in my pants
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants. [interesting thought there castor]
She's cute, cuter than lace pants. [are lace pants cute then moose?]
Liar, liar, pants on fire... OK so it's not original but it is funny!
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun
Do I look like a gentleman to you in this shirt and these pants?
I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the past four years.
First I fly the seat off my pants, and then they repossess the pants [life's a bitch right joe!]
I'm the guy who falls into a sewer and comes out with his pants pressed. [the one who has miracles happen to him then?]
When was the last time you hung your pants over the side of the bed while making a house call?
[now that's a random question!]
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