Quotes:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*
Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
(To pat mustard) If your going to be...,of course you you .... Just feck off!!
Verbal ability is a highly over-rated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
Our country always manages to survive patriots like you
The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide that future for ourselves.
I have no sympathies, only instincts. And they shy away from losers.
This is a seriously bad situation - we have loads of patients but not enough beds for them...
Psychopath, this guy I tell you he is a total psychopath I do not care how boring a job he does!
I think that we should just wait and see, or use a little bit of "patient expectancy"
I'm outta my head - I drive around in cars picking up psychopathic killers.
She threatened me, I patronised her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection.
I want three volunteers to go out on a patrol, you, you, and you.
Gentleness is better politics, it saps virility. A good occupational force must never crush. It must corrupt
A doctor's wife knows her place - the patients and the job must always come first and the wife comes second
It's the most curious love-hate pattern I've ever had the privilege of witnessing.
Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.
[wow you must be desperate for humour max cos they are pathetic]
You know, when you're a patrolman pounding a beat, you carry a gun. When you're a deputy inspector, you carry statistics.
Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me? [such a great offer, don't all run at once]
Goddamn dead men, travelling around together [not very sympathetic of you there franny!]
I am an artist, they should be patient for their money for they know that when I get it right, I will get it right!
The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America
I got a message from
Patty Samuels [that must have been exciting for you]
And so the story was true, that the baby was found alive and well there in the cabbage patch as strange as it may seem
Patience is one the few virtues that I possess
All scientific experiments are based on a sort of a hunch. Backed up with knowledge and effort and patience
The pathway to salvation is as narrow and as difficult to walk as a razor's edge.
Whatever female-based, emotion-driven dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But right now, we need to break this down into male-based, fact-driven logic [harsh but fair jackson]
You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate [patience Rudy!]
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