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Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
She told me later, that the second she lifted up her foot and saw him not flapping, she knew he was dead. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the deluison that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.
In competitive behaviour someone always loses.
Do you think it's personal, petty, bourgeois, and self-indulgent?
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.
For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you,
Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.
Repetition works, David. Repetition works, David.
If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.
We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous... [as you do]
This mutation possesses an appetite for the animal itself.
Robert Stroud's petition for parole has been denied annually for twenty four years
You've lost your pet, well join the club honey... we have thousands of lost dogs here at the pound!
Our
Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come
If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
[not a very nice thing to say there jack!]
Mathematically speaking, I think you'd stand a fine chance.
[on entering a competition]
I am a girl from, how do you say,
Petrovka yes? [yes that's right!]
Heavy petting is not big and it's certainly not clever, but it sure as hell is great fun!
I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
I'm hungry. What would you say to a hamburger?
[sounds like an offer no one could refuse there pete]
What happens to the mouse when the cheesecake bites back? [a vote for the most implausible tagline ever competition winner perhaps?]
I never knew that running a lobster business could be such a competitive enterprise!
This summer, my parents shipped me off to camp. I caught impetigo. And when I got back, my dad had moved out
He's competing with the sun for the centre of the universe [you what?[
The people in New York live on pet food and they'll kill you for a quarter. You don't dare take a walk for fear of someone sticking a knife in your ribs
Being a dog isn't so great after all, so if you feel envious of your pet just think what they eat all day
When nuns enter a competition amongst themselves, you don't want to get in the way!
Petrified forest is a lot of dead trees in the desert that have turned to stone. Here's a good specimen.
My Queen, this pet of yours is difficult for the rest of us to control - there can be no guarantees that something won't go wrong
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