Quotes:Pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes
Sally, I don't give a pig's ass what anybody says, I still say you make a hell of a pot of beans
It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
Let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
The first comic I ever met stole my piggy bank in a railroad station in Portland [I guess they weren't funny enough then dixie!]
Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!
[why so impressed about the pigeons bit guido?]
Things would be much better here if it wasn't for him. I wish he was dead.
[never miss someone dead piggy]
I don't like that guy's altitude, if he thinks I'm staying out here associating with the pigs and cows, he's crazy.
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