Quotes:Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
You just pissed off a severely hormonal pregnant woman!
Don't make me feel sorry for myself. The more pissed off I am, the better I feel.
Quitting to you would be like swallowing piss for eternity.
[hey he might like that - don't judge in this day and age!]
You've got tremendous gifts, and you've chosen to piss them all away.
His book is called My Brother
Pissed On Me. Is that a metaphor or did he really piss on you? [good question there Bill!]
One is make love to a woman, the other one is piss up a wall. [the two things he can't do, has he tried them both then?]
You guys are really pissing me off. This is cutting into my drinking time! [say what you mean why don't you fallon!]
When you piss off the mafia, you stir a hornets nest, and that is not a very good thing to do as you will invariably end up getting stung...
I'm gonna ask you again, and keep in mind it pisses me off when people lie to me.
Sacramento ain't worth moose piss [ah, someone else who has noticed that fact!]
I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree [is that a no? such a mixed message!]
My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong.
I woke up in the morning, went to take a piss, looked down, and all I saw was teeth marks.
[thanks for sharing that Billy, but no one cares]
That's the beauty of gold. It never tarnishes. Lasts forever, too. You can twist it, pound it, even piss on it but it's always the same gold. [not strictly true but still]
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