Quotes:They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment because this is as real as typhus. I see it all the time. It's a matter of money? Hmm?
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Because you don't know the answer to that question, I pity you.
You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!
I never did like camels. They're filthy buggers, they smell, they bite, they spit
You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
They pit the lifers against the new boy and the young against the old. The black against the white. Everything they do is to keep us in our place.
You have a new job and the city has a beautiful new hospital.
Why am I to be pitied, you say? Yes! There's nothing to pity me for! I ought to be crucified, crucified on a cross, not pitied!
No swearing, no gambling, no spitting, no punching, and no kicking
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.
I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are really good at heart. [the most famous quote]
Last week there were so many turkeys you could spit and be able to feed fifty.
Dreams. We have then every night of our lives, yet despite being what we do with most of our life, very little is still understood about dreams and what they are.
You come in here, you lick my wife's armpit. [err that's gross]
Have you lived in Blackpool all your life?
[despite being called Funny Bones that's one of the most memorable lines...]
And you believed a fool.
[well its better than pitying the fool, pitying the fool]
And you thought you could keep me chained up? I pity you, fools!
Everyone hates hospital that's what they are there for
Seems pretty strange someone would call you from a maternity hospital in the middle of the night.
A pity to shatter your innocent dreams, Princess Elaine, but the throne of Cornwall is to be mine and only you can give it to me.
I hate hospitals, but it wasn't really all that scary. All the needles and stuff. It wasn't that bad
Despite your crummy poem, I came to see you and all you could do was humiliate me and turn me away
It may not sound like such a bit thing, but he was crippled and I kinda took pity ya kno.
Some people in life aren't particularly forgiving of mistakes in others, dsepite the glaring ones they make themselves!
This bump is very strange, but it sure does mean that I'm good at pitching the baseball that I get in the major league, mama
You're a cynical, exploitive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit.
We're pitiful, self-indulgent cowards that can't connect with reality and are ashamed of ourselves.
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