Quotes:You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
If word got around that I had been liberated for half a million dollars, I could never show my face in polite society again. Diamonds have no value except that which is placed upon them.
The king had placed his daughter in a tower room where there were no windows and no doors [not very nice of him was it?]
Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car. [did the dog eat your homework too Rich?]
News just in - and yet to be confirmed - is that the president has actually been replaced with an impostor!
I haven't seen this many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad
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