Quotes:Please don't say such nice things about the kids. I cry too easily. Both in sorrow and in joy.
My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him.
Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
Please don't kill me.
For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me.
Please, don't ask me to give it up.
Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.
Could you please stop mumbling I can't understand a word your saying.
You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
This is no time for a practical joke, please!
Nurse, bourbon on the rocks for the lady, please.
If that is a mask please take it off now, or keep it on forever.
Please could you get rid of all of these other swine?
It used to be a hell of a lot easier to fuc*ing rip somebody off! [mind your language please Jimmy!]
Yes I was his girlfriend, please let me come in.
Will you please get out of my face you sorry looking fagg*t.
Please, don't deny her her most important accomplishment [about a prostitute]
Would you please stop hitting the back of my chair?
Please, leave here some of the happiness that you bring.
Dear Wife, I am sorry for all that I have put you through over the years, please accept this apology...
If you hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fu*k! [language please Johner]
You're hotter than a freshly fuc*ed fox in a forest fire. [language, please, Mel!]
I'm already starting to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuc*ers too!
[Language please Lauren!]
A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuc*ing earthquake, right? [language please, Trent, this is a family site!]
Just because you're fuc*ing my sister doesn't mean you're part of the family. [keith, language, please!]
Metamorphosis! Vegetables are turning into men! [keep taking those pills please doc]
The thing is the word. Know the word, and you control the thing. [in english next time please brom!]
All of us are freaks in one way or another [you speak for yourself there please countess!]
All your boyhood stories make you so damn lovable.
[easily pleased there then aren't ya lily]
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Would somebody please show this poor asshole the way out of town [something we will all agree with Avram]
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