Quotes:I'm getting married in September. She would like to see me lose a few pounds. I told her it wouldn't work.
You've lost your pet, well join the club honey... we have thousands of lost dogs here at the pound!
You know, when you're a patrolman pounding a beat, you carry a gun. When you're a deputy inspector, you carry statistics.
That's the beauty of gold. It never tarnishes. Lasts forever, too. You can twist it, pound it, even piss on it but it's always the same gold. [not strictly true but still]
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