Quotes:Positive thinking is fine in theory. But whenever I try it on a systematic basis... I end up really depressed.
I was young once, too, and handsome. You'd have been impressed. [maybe then but not now, PJ, old boy]
It was late November, I think, and I was thinking about the whole Christmas thing: the birth of Christ, the Wizard of Oz, family murders, and quite frankly, I was depressed.
[I feel your pain Joe]
Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!
[why so impressed about the pigeons bit guido?]
I'm the guy who falls into a sewer and comes out with his pants pressed. [the one who has miracles happen to him then?]
Tell her you need a friend to talk to. You’re depressed. You’re doing bad in school [on tactics to get the girl]
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