Quotes:The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed!
Why are we pretending your bag isn't buzzing? You bought a vibrator. [very naughty, sheila]
When the bell rings twice then you know it is the postman or someone who is pretending to be the postman
I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
If you are not sure about what has happened, then do not pretend in your head.
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