Quotes:Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.
In the months leading up to my wedding, I was thinking about you all the time. I mean, even on my way there; I'm in the car, a buddy of mine is driving me downtown and I'm staring out the window, and I think I see you, not far from the church, right? Folding up an umbrella and walking into a deli on the corner of 13th and Broadway. And I thought I was going crazy, but now I think it probably was you.
He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either.
This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
She's (Elizabeth) safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you get to die for her just like you promised, so we're all men our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.
Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has re-aligned my paradigm of perception.
They made us all train for this day. "To be fearless and proud and alone. To need no one, just sacrifice. All for the Fatherland." Oh God, all just empty words. It's not the way they said it was, is it? I just want someone to be with. The only thing I feel is afraid.
You gotta protect your McNuggets!
I'm mad at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see? I have no problem being mad at you.
"I'm glad I'm so open about my sexuality that I'll wear this." (Referring to an apron)
I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to
Ladies and gentlemen, you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!
You know your problem? You don't like winners
What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
I promised her my eternal love, and I actually thought that for a couple of hours.
You and Rowdy have the same illness, it's called denial and it's probably going to kill you both
What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
Griffin was a mortician in civilian life, and he seemed to be spending most of his military life producing work for his army counterparts
We all have our little foibles, and mine is the prompt settling of accounts.
Well done Aelita! Odd would be proud of you!
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate; our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure [very profound!]
The world is full of sluts on skates. [very profound if not that factually correct]
I am living proof, that a mind is a terrible thing. [yes, Gary, you are]
The medical profession would love to claim my achievement as part of their own and call it a giant stride forward of medicine
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
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