Quotes:Our enemy is ready, his full strength gathered. Not only orcs, but men as well: legions of Haradrim from the south, mercenaries from the coast. All will answer Mordor's call.
He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
We have no secrets from our readers. Mr. Thatcher is one of our most devoted readers, Mr. Bernstein. He knows what's wrong with every issue since I've taken charge.
First principles, Clarice.
Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Lambas bread. Oh and look! MORE lambas Bread!
Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread.
How can you read this? There's no pictures!
This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny... she loved to bite. My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.
I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.
"I'm already 10 years old, and I don't know if I'm white with black stripes or black with white stripes."
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you've read it in the original Klingon.
Sometimes reality is too complex for oral communication. But legend embodies it in a form which enables it to spread all over the world
You call that life? If an Apache cannot live in his home mountains like his fathers before him, he is already dead!
This could be quite a battle, gentleman, so we have to be as ready as possible.
Oh my God, you sound famous already!
What ever happened to General Eisenhower? You hardly read a word about him anymore.
Counterattack is coming boys and we need to make sure that we are ready for it.
I shot four varmints already this morning [well done John!]
I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.
They were Methodists, a denomination my father referred to as Baptists who could read
I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.
Are we supposed to fly that close to the mountains? [if you ask that question you probably already know the answer!]
He was always ready to go off at the drop of a legend. [haha guess you had to be there to get that line!]
You're always ready. Put it away.
What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice. [loving the joke there Darryl, but don't give up the day job!]
I'm already starting to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuc*ers too!
[Language please Lauren!]
I love it when you read to me, and you can read me anything. The book of love is long and boring, and written very long ago
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