Quotes:If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!
As they say in the trade, arriverdeci darling!
Truck drivers are the only ones that know the best places to stop on the road.
Your blood alcohol level was zip that night. I'm guessing there was a flip for designated driver, you lost.
If you think they are bad drivers, then this is how we drive in Romania!
Wasn't it just fine of God to make all the rivers and fill them all with little fishes and then send you and me here to catch them? [yes it was, father]
He wants to go back to die on his own native soil [describing what he calls the salmon up the river shit]
I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old movies.
[good spot there Amelie]
The rock, the rock... all you ever do is go do is go down to the river, but what if one day...
When you live on the river of shells, sometimes you feel that's exactly what you're walking on
There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope
From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the steppes
You'd be surprised how many steaks there are in two gallons of river water.
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Life as a taxi driver is very interesting, because every fare is different and some rides it turns out you will never forget.
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