Quotes:In the months leading up to my wedding, I was thinking about you all the time. I mean, even on my way there; I'm in the car, a buddy of mine is driving me downtown and I'm staring out the window, and I think I see you, not far from the church, right? Folding up an umbrella and walking into a deli on the corner of 13th and Broadway. And I thought I was going crazy, but now I think it probably was you.
Oh my goodness, Sir Killalot is making short work of that robot!
I'm mad at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see? I have no problem being mad at you.
I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
You know your problem? You don't like winners
Murder's a new trick for a robot, congratulations.
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname
Does this sound like a musical robot?
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage
You and Rowdy have the same illness, it's called denial and it's probably going to kill you both
What could be wrong with our child
Robert? We're beautiful people, aren't we?
Unlike some other
Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent
You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense.
Only two years ago one of our priests was in the bank in San Marco when you robbed it.
Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
Most Soviet bombers are so old they still use propellers. The Minnesota Air National Guard could probably knock them down.
So does everyone know the plan for robbing the bank?
Besides being an accessory to a robbery and being shot at? [when asked what the matter was]
Cops chasing robbers and the robbers outrunning them - kind of heartwarming to see innit!
Are we supposed to fly that close to the mountains? [if you ask that question you probably already know the answer!]
There is never quite such a high or anything as stupid as robbing a bank...
Robert Stroud's petition for parole has been denied annually for twenty four years
This may sound a bit off the wall but I have invented a robot dog and it kinda has some neat features...
Robbing banks is a perilous game; however robbing banks with nerve gas is genious
From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.
Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered. [well robert that is one horrible instruction you came up with there!]
Wouldn't it be much simpler to call a cab?
[probably arthur]
You're using Jack to help you rob the bank. [as opposed to using rob to help you jack the bank]
The problem with landing on venus is a simple one - if the temperature doesn't get you, the pressure will crush you so that you bleed through your skin
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