Quotes:Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
The thing to remember is that if you are all screwed up, there is someone else out there more screwed up than you are!
Witnessing the death of your daughter is sure to screw up even the most sane of men, isn't it...
Dad, can you really screw someone to death? [weird question there Mick!]
You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream.
Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk
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