Quotes:Seatbelts, I mean seatbelts
I never use seatbelts. I don't believe in gravity.
Everybody fasten your seat belts, I want to try something [not something you want to hear from a cabbie]
Are you ready to sign the papers today? [now that is a question that has us on the edge of our watching seats]
The women! There won't be a dry seat in the house.
Drinks are on the airline for everyone. You can unfasten your seat belts, but keep an eye on the sign as we turn into the airport.
Ladies and gentlemen, please return your seats and tray-tables to their full upright positions, and extinguish all smoking material
First I fly the seat off my pants, and then they repossess the pants [life's a bitch right joe!]
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