Quotes:We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous... [as you do]
Our operations officer's farthole is sewn so tight he shits out of his mouth. [wins the award for most unpleasant line in a film that decade]
If you used that needle to sew, you'd be a much happier woman. [good line mark, but you do have the surname cardigan]
What would you men do if there were no women around to sew your buttons on?
That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?
Why does he get to have all the fun all the time and I'm stuck here doing the housework?
Can you type 170 words a minute? Can you sew? Can you dance? What can you do?
I'm the guy who falls into a sewer and comes out with his pants pressed. [the one who has miracles happen to him then?]
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