Quotes:I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off.
"I'm glad I'm so open about my sexuality that I'll wear this." (Referring to an apron)
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window
Love is the answer, isn't it? But, sex raises a lot of very interesting questions...
You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals!!!
I wonder who thought up sex?
I think it was Madonna!
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship
Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them!
Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses
I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way.
Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.
I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny.
I'm a werewolf, I have this sexual allure to me.
There are two things that I never pay for: sex and water... they should both be free.
I don't know what it is, but there is something smouldering and sexy about a guy with dark eyes
can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex?
[good question Thomas!]
They may be powerful men but we have the greatest power of all - we are attractive, sexy girls...
For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches. [err thanks for that one rita]
He was an alcoholic, but homosexuals are very in now in movies and books and plays, so they changed it.
One thing that you men will never understand is that sex is different for girls: it's not just all about the physical act.
Sexual harrassment is about power. When did I have the power?
Anyone for coffee or sex?
[gosh what an offer TIMBO]
No man is safe when I'm around - you could say I'm not particularly in love with the opposite sex!
I have only one weak spot, and that is women. If it wasn't for the fairer sex, no one could stop me!
Are you looking for hardware or is it software you're interested in? [oh, the sexual tension]
The female, the fairer sex, and the more beautiful and delicate sex. Or so you thought...
The Chinese have a saying. Before setting off on revenge, you first dig two graves [good line there, Bond, not your usual bond like sexual innuendo!]
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